I am not the knife-thrower

Do you ever google yourself? Aw, come on! Admit it.

This is just to say
I am not that Rachel Dacus, the knife-
throwing gal who lives at The Great Throwzini.
I am the poet Puako Beached, at the 1000 Cranes Auto Repair,
and otherwise under the Umbrella.
I can only say in my own defense I once traded
ballet lessons to a circus troupe in order to learn
to juggle and balance on a bongo board.
Well, at least I can juggle.